First legal Zombie wedding

We are happy to announce the first legal zombie wedding ever. Lucky Mary Dumpling from San Francisco was married to her high school sweetheart Jon Avril May 29th in White Chapel outside of Oakland. The lucky couple met 8 years ago in the school swimming team, but Jon sadly drowned during a summer vacation swimming drill. He was dead for 3 hours before turning into a zombie. Then he was taken by the U.S. government’s Zombie Task Force and was kept in their custody for almost 4 years when suddenly released.

Mary was by then married to another man, but when she saw her sweetheart Jon she divorced, even though he was decomposed and filled of rotten flesh.

Some may argue it is strange that California may legalize zombie weddings, but are still banning homosexual ones. It is true it is strange…..

~ by zombiepossum on June 10, 2009.

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