The Evolution of the Zombie

Little known is the Centre for Zombie Research in Littletown, Arizona. Here, scientist have identified the zombie as the missing link in human evolution, and they are questioning the Z-virus as the source creating zombies, and they have actually seen the missing link between zombies and humans from one missing cromosome – the Z cromosome which all zombies are carrying.

The Scientist presented in early August 2008 an article where the Z cromosome was presented with heart breaking facts, although it was written off as a comedic gag by other predominatly Republican scientists. However, to this day humans are being infected by the zombie virus, and the scientific evidence point to a Z cromosome inside all of us that slowly takes roots. Those already carrying the Z cromosome need to contact the Centre for Zombie Research for immidiate testing, otherwise they face a future of true horror when the zombie virus breaks through and threatens to turn even living people into zombies.

The Z Cromosome identified by Dr. Isaiah Cumface shows the virus mutating within living cells even when no contamination of dead people has occured

The Z Cromosome identified by Dr. Isaiah Cumface shows the virus mutating within living cells even when no contamination of dead people has occured

No longer must man die to become zombies – the true fear lies inside of you!

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~ by zombiepossum on June 12, 2009.

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