Diary of a Zombie
This extract from the world’s first real life document by a zombie was found in a cave close to Adamsville in Florida May 2008. It’s content was considered highly classified for over a year, but finally the Obama administration made the document public.
In my life of a living I was an author, but now it seems like I have to limit myself to vicious flesh-eating and haunting nights for pray. Still, I need to get things of my chest…as I feel perverted by the so called personality I have recieved from this curse of zombieism. What I feel is….”
Then the scipt disappears, but scientists are still eager to find the remaining pages, and have put a reward of $ 50,000 for leads that may help retrieve the missing page.
~ by zombiepossum on August 4, 2009.